Greetings

Ok, this is my first attempt on blogging. I have done this in my head many times and figured it was about time to lay it down on paper, ok virtual paper. You may like these rants or you may say what the f*** is he talking about! Does not matter to me. I like to add humor to any situation. My motto is, If You Can't Take A Joke, F You! I live and die by that. So..If You Can't Take A Joke.....You know the rest. Enjoy what I hope to be some good rants.